Oh dear! Just look what Jan has done.

Is Halloween Eve, and treats there are none!

More 'Oh dears!' when all the house lights got stuck flashing real bright.

Attracting all trick or treaters who saw the flashing light.

There's an onion for you,

And for that one, a raw egg will have to do.

Here's some uncooked macoroni shells

For the cute little goblin ringing the bells.

And for the little wee witch carrying a stuffed white cat,

Here's a big dollop of peanutbutter on a spoon, hope you like that.

The little space alien got a can of peas that were found

Hidden away out of sight by Paul when nobody was around.

Hehehehehehehehe - nice one Paul.

I never liked caned peas either - never at all!

The little space astronaught - he got the can of Irish stew.

Stop your complaining and move along, there's a long line behind you.

For the little cowgirl, a new toothbrush will be fine,

Now stop it, don't cry, you'll thank us when your teeth starts to shine.

Even Keven's warm soup - it got snatched away too,

Was served in paper cups at the end of the beef stew.

Things got real silly - as silly as can be,

When Jan sent Paul to the back yard to pick apples from the tree.

Here's a cup of laundry detergent for the little one dressed as a scary hag,

Let's pour it in your pocket - rather than inside of your bag.

But from within the house there was heard shrill screams

When Jan began handing out cans of Angie's favorite - her YUMMY butter beans.

Hehehehe - the best verse was saved till last.

And by the time you get to it, I'll be out of here real FAST.












You've just been had by Nightmare Jack,

And don't dare think that I won't be back.

Hehehehehehehehehehe